seems like every photo from that press conference is gold.

Ever since Steve Jobs died, the budget for the product placement division at BIG MOCK TURTLENECK has been cut to the bone.

"I swear to God I'll fucking take the ball and shove it down your fucking throat."

The name of his accomplice was withheld from the public, but sources close to the investigation noted that NFL murder cases always seem to involve a white Bronco.

the fifth-fastest goal

Oh, but Barry, what was he wearing after the game? I must know!

"One word, Henry: Quaaludes."

"Damnit! So, how did Elaine get the smell out of her hair?"

"duan ... lowercase d ... lowercase u ... lowercase a ... lowercase n ... duan"

That was quite a howler, but at least Gabriel can take solace in the fact that he's still Achilier than Kobe Bryant.

"Fuck Fuck Dick Fuck"

If this happened at Dodger Stadium, he would have had to compensate the owner.

WASP? Magary?

It's Laura Behnke, sports anchor for channel 7 in NYC.

Nice to see a venue take a cue from the airlines in making the grossly obese buy extra seats.

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That's not a fence ... THAT'S a fence.