"Ah, so that's how you give a press conference."

punish_dissent.py is by far the least buggy source file in the kinja repository.

"So you're saying there's a chance."

Man, Costas has really let himself go.

The douche-chills will never stop reverberating.

"I tried to help juke the stats, but I'm just one man."

Nobody gave a shit because I was a guy.

Unfortunately for Pernetti, that's as wide as Kornheiser's mouth opens.

Best-case scenario:

Nice to see that Alexis Texas still has some fire left in her belly.

"BOOSH! Not a pussy! HIGH FIVE!"

Nice new headshot, Emma!

basketball's heirs apparent

If ever there was a thread where GIFs would be appropriate, this is it.

Pitino was just reminding everyone that, despite his heavy heart over Ware's injury, he's always preparing for the next opponent. He's going to unveil a new defensive strategy code-named "One in the stink."

fuck off and die troll whore.

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no wonder he's feeling so butthurt ... AMIRITE!!!!1!

Flipkens, however, is not required to forgive the net.

Guys, could you be a little more sensitive about the DUAN song selections? If Bissinger clicks on this one, the next story we read about him won't be pretty.