My wife went into a Kia dealer because she was curious about the Soul. She couldn’t get anyone to help her. They acted like she was a huge inconvenience by being there. I’m not sure if it was laziness or undeserved snootiness.

But the best part is the old dude was like “What? Did a fly land upon my cheek? So...as I was saying...”

I have serious doubts Trump is below 300 lbs. Dude is over 6 foot tall and looks like he has like a size 55 waist. 

I’m still flabbergasted how Trump implemented tariffs in the first place. He only has that power in the case of national emergency or for national security, and his tariffs have absolutely nothing to do with either of those. Why is one man able to control the world’s markets with a Tweet? This is a power that should…

Now that you mention it, he does resemble a miniature t-rex.

“It totally says on our website that we are not racists. We all know words speak louder than actions!”

“As soon as I saw it, I decided social media likes were far more important than my pretend principles, and I hadn’t murdered anything with a gun in a while!”

This movie is sure to be the best motherfuckin’, no-jive-havin’, pimptastic movie of the year. Guaranteed no rat soup!

What is this, some kind of mainstream-only list? 50 cent, Nicki, Lil Wayne definitely do not belong on this list, along with a few others.

Seems...dumb. People aren’t going to stop seeing or start boycotting John Wick, Jason Bourne, The Purge and other movies simply because we are angry that our government won’t do their jobs and enact gun regulation. This is on par with Walmart removing video game signage. As for Trump’s whining...screw him.

His real complaint is he goes to the bar to pick up women but they find out he’s a conservative douche, so he has to get wasted on beer all night instead of going home with someone.

This is going to start a new donk fad, isn’t it?

So far what we know about him: He’s (not*) a racist, and he has absolutely no idea how databases, statistics, numbers or any such things work, despite the fact he claims to be an expert on such things.

I’m always a sucker for things like those power graphs.

That’s really sad that once they saw she was just a middle-aged average woman, they determined she had no worth, even though they’d enjoyed her posts and videos until that point.

Minty is one of my favorite Youtubers.

“Some people do. Some people are saying I saved a lot of lives that day. But I’m not going to let them call me a hero. The real heroes are the people who swept the dust out of Trump Tower. That stuff was everywhere. I wish I could have given them a raise, but...then what? Everyone would want a raise.”

Immigration is happening at a rate of about 1/2 of what it was under GW and Clinton. Where is the emergency? Only because Republicans like to stoke the fears of low-information voters.

“proof this community isn’t anything else than a bunch of bitchy and hateful kids”- Hmmm, no.

“Chrysler 300 loaner” Man...they just can’t catch a break!