Michelle’s book sold more in a month than Trump’s did in 20 years. That’s why.

And then to not even apologize or offer $$? Tesla...parking on someone’s property and just plugging into their house...this guy has to be the most entitled douche of all time. Not even BMW owners parking in a handicapped spot compares to that.

Yeah, as soon as I sleepily opened my drapes and saw a car on my lawn. “Hello? 123 Towing? Yeah, I need you to come down to...”

These two imbeciles...it’s amazing how highly they think of themselves. Aside from Trump, these might be the two most delusional men in government, who believe they are some kind of masterminds but are complete clowns.

There’s an interesting video showing Tucker Carlson on one side of the video and the Republican Congressmen on the right. Tucker blathers a question at the screen, and then the Congressman on the right basically repeats the question at Mueller. Makes it look like they got a lot of their talking points and questions fro…

Yes, I’ve noticed Republicans often confuse red faced and yelling as “winning” a debate. The thing is...their constituents actually seem to believe that, too. “Wow, did you see how angry he was? He really gave it to that lib!” “Um...he presented no factual information and said nothing of relevance. He completely lost…

If the day was a disaster for anyone, it was the GOP. Not only did Mueller call Trump a liar, but Republicans made themselves look like complete fools. Yelling, screaming, spitting and getting red in the face at a career lawman with an impeccable record, who served his country in the FBI AND the military. All that, in…

“don’t love it, and don’t want to work to make it better” Er...progressives are literally the only ones trying to do this. Conservatives want to take the country back to the 1700s or 1800s. 

“You ok?” she texted back two hours later. “You should tweet at the fire department if you’re in danger.” That would be me.

Police should be mad at themselves. Their constant disrespect for the lives of those who trust in them to do the right thing has resulted in this backlash. Instead of berating, threatening, beating and murdering citizens, and demanding “respect my authoritai”, they should be acting as peacekeepers whose goal is to…

Meanwhile, the police chief says threatening to murder public officials is not something that you should be posting. First: You have a cop that can’t determine fake news from real news, and Second: that cop thinks murdering people with differing views is acceptable. Why does such a person have a job as a police…

The dictionary contains all words about all things and *defines* what these ideas mean. Therefore, the dictionary is God.

But without Spy Kids Tracker, I won’t know when the next Spy Kid’s movie comes out.

Trump: “I hereby declare executive privilege over my entire presidency, and anyone I have ever hired, or even talked to, since the age of five.”

There’s one on Youtube similar to the one with the guy with his foot on the tire, except the man is leaning over the tire when it explodes and it hits him in the upper body. The video claims he died. 

Still one of my favorite “tire explosion” videos. His shirt comes off!

“Abortion is a great evil of our day” OUR day? Abortion has been around since humans have existed. Thousands and thousands and thousands of years.

Diarrhea. He doesn’t use public restrooms.

I think a man can comfortably keep his knees as wide as his shoulders. Shoulder width...your arms come straight down from your shoulders, and rest on your legs in a perfectly perpendicular position. It’s comfortable and you are taking up no more room than your body is wide.

She was just afraid one of those ladies would lose their grip and expose her nude body to the entire world.