Do you and he take his Chevy to any levees? And if so, what was their hydrological status?

NO ONE should be using this word yet we reward some people with million of dollars for the continued use and distribution of this word.

What’s always confused me is how this kid Peter Parker became Spider-Man. How did he get those astonishing powers? What motivates him? Seriously, why don’t they ever tell that story?

What a spoiled baby he is. Some folks were buying beans because they were broke and now can’t even get their staple. If you have bacon, feta, sausages, shallots, cream, maybe don’t bitch about having to eat them with beans.

anyone who dreads chickpeas must have only ever had canned. 

I did a reverse Becky/Karen today! O yes I did!

Pork roll > scrapple > bacon

Tim Burton’s two best movies are Pee-wee’s Big Adventure and then Pee-wee’s Big Adventure a second time.

I was thinking of a baseball catchers face mask. 

Hi, I’m Jimmy from Jimmy’s Manure Delivery.  All of our vehicles are Dodge Journeys, because they’re crap before we even load anything in them.

I totally agree with this list. I’m annoyed at how many people think Thin Mints are the best.

Wilhite is wrong if you take the t off the word gift it doesn't change how you pronounce the first 3 letters together. 

GIF. “gift” without the “t”

Hmm, In my opinion, a more apt Destiny’s Child song to pit against “No Scrubs” would be “Bills bills bills” (not “Say My Name”)

‘No Scrubs’ is the better song.

She’s not interviewing the accuser, social scientists, or commentators on gender hierarchy in the USA. And by continuing the conversation among his celebrity friends and peers, she doesn’t appear to be looking for new information or advancing the dialogue.

Remember that every photo you upload to Google helps train their AIs which they then turn around and sell to the military so they can kill someone else’s Loretta.

Typical Americans are pretty fuckin’ stupid.