I first thought this kid was reviewing Shirley Temple the person, and was ready for some hot takes on her ambassadorial role in Czechoslovakia and Ghana.

So,

On the flipside, Lars Ulrich is still performing with metallica and he can’t count to 4. the world is a weird place. 

Jesus Christ, how bad a musician do you have to be to not be good enough to play with fucking Aerosmith?

My Better half will always want a bit of whatever I’m having provided it is vegetarian. When I take a bite of something of hers she inevitably shoots daggers at me about my “huge bites”*

If an interviewer grabbed my junk and said I’d be a perfect fit, I’d fuck them right then and there. 

Immigrant cars doing the work that American cars refuse to do.

The Dadspins when his kids were younger were the absolute best too.  I need to go try and find some of those archived somewhere now.

I like chicken breast for sandwiches and tenders, the texture plays off the fried coating and the normally-dry breast meat stays juicier and more flavorful than other methods of cooking. Dark meat’s texture and flavor is always fine, but I just don’t prefer it as much for these sorts of applications.

I tried a dark meat chicken sandwich a few week ago and gave it...

This time he phoned in a great performance!

“Dear Salty, why does human nature exist and why doesn’t it consistently cater to my insecurities?”

That header picture shows a very wrong way to hold a knife. 

Maybe not a food but a drink

Or, I could just re-watch Party Down (HULU; 20 Episodes) for the dozenth time.

It would be great if they did an episode where she goes into someone’s house to help them clean it up and it’s full of all the stuff she sells online.

You’re forever with me, leather.

I understand this and I support the restaurants in this decision.

Dave Asprey is the last person I would go to for advice, guy is a total snake oil salesman

They were clearly saying boo-urns.