MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

Or just don’t buy and use these things? I don’t have any and it’s great

Oh they got this all wrong

Pickleball has grown to become insanely popular in Alberta and BC after being introduced about 12 years ago by Canadian snowbirds wintering in the Pacific Northwest. Stupid name but a great game.

As Douglas Adams would remind us, having a towel on your person at all times is generally a good thing.

I’m not saying it’s a bad show, but Friends wasn’t good enough a show to justify this behavior.

Still suffering major knee damage? Colin Kaepernick. 

They told him to stick around, things would be good for him. Being traded to the Jets can’t really be called “good,” can it? (Source: Jet fan.)

Yeah - other than the scrunchies, this could be me on vacation!

Imagine the letters to the FCC if they recreated that scene from Requiem for a Dream?

Oh, snap!

Isis

When I was heavy into my emo music phase (don’t ask) the band Brand New was a bitch to google. 

Any geographic band name:

Air

Because Australia also has a populist, climate-change-denying, pander to the Murdoch media right-wing fuckstain government. In our case, however, it’s run by a *real* Jesus freak albeit one who can still just about string a sentence together.

He told them he has a bigger boot 

I did a search for both “kitten” and “baby”*, and neither showed up, so obviously, this is an incomplete resource, at best.

“His name is Jock Strap King” and “He’s stronger than you think.”