Are bowling leagues riddles with mono?

And I think the crux of the argument is who hath dealt it...

Dan deserves Peg more than Al ever did. 

I don’t know how to submit official requests to The Takeout, so I’m using this comment as an official request for a braciole article. I very fondly remember my Aunt Anne in New Jersey making it well, but never sharing the recipe, because if I’m honest, Anne is kind of an asshole (it runs in the family).

Bill, working with the knowledge that your boss enjoys paying for sexual release, one of your defenders was arrested on drug charges and that you had employed a murderer, was part of your strategy this season staffing your receiving corps with as many accused sex criminals as possible?

For scale, the student loans were about 50% more than two combined auto loan payments. 

and extra grand a month would mean that within a year my wife and I would be able to more or less clear out the end of her student loan debt, which would make our lives significantly more comfortable, since Navient is a vampire sucking more cash than any other debt that isn’t our fucking mortgage. 

Hopefully they’re using the psilocybene cubenses in the lead photo.
Mushbergs: Kill your ego and your hunger at the same time!

Hulu is a better interface than Amazon, but it’s still not particularly good, at least on a Roku. 

Showtime is the only one of these services that offers smut films and tv series (Gigolos is idiotically watchable). Granted, if you have a working internet connection you can find all of that smut and more, but just in case softcore smut is a deciding factor for you.

Allowing students to make money off their own name and likeness is now unconstitutional? Man, motherfuck the NCAA.

Shane.

Shelf stable, room temperature take: Little Debbie’s Swiss Cake Rolls are superior to Hostess’ Ho Hos. There’s something salty in Debbie’s chocolate shell, which gives them the edge for me. The only Ho Ho with a fighting chance are the peanut butter Ho Hos and even those are a bit of a let down. 

That’s exactly the kind of shit an alien spy would say.

These men are cowards, Donny. 

Okay, how about, “Lex Luger, Christine Bransky and Scott Norwood”?

I have never been to a BWW, but every Wing Stop I’ve ever been to is complete and utter fucking trash. In Seattle, there’s Wing Dome, which is pretty goddamned solid for those days that I want to fill myself with 8-10 lbs of fried chicken parts and beer. 

Your lack of Take 5 is disappointing. They’re likely second only to full size Reece’s cups. 

I agree with this entire article, and I share the exact same sentiment about an Iron Maiden concert. 

Bowzer Bauman would have no issues fitting this chick in his mouth.