They opened with that, and there was a fucking full size fighter plane flying around above them. Iron Maiden is the goddamned best. 

The fallacy at play here is that on a federal level, it’s illegal so crossing state lines (even betwixt legal entities such as Washington and Oregon) is a federal crime, so airport security can (and will) be cocks about it. 
That said, pack oil carts in your checked bag, or carry a discreet vape pen that looks like a…

I am glad I’m going to see Iron Maiden tonight rather than watch the Packers / Bears game. 

This article is my general summation of Cincinnati chili. If you called it meat sauce nobody would bat an eye. But it’s not inherently “chili” as most people think about it.
That said, I can certainly get down with some Cincinnati chili.

With FF 7 and 8 getting reboots, why not some of those early THPS games? 

“Lemme tell ya my fav’rit war story. It’s one about my favorite president, the one and only Jack Kennedy. Now this here yarn happened in dubya dubya two, when Kennedy was the admiral of the USS Indianapolis. Now what had happened here was a German bomber send a dang ol nuke right at Jackie and the boys, but they spun…

I don’t get it, what makes that car “hipster”?

If you’re going to use a song called High Hopes, make it Gorilla Biscuits at least...

Dick’s is fine, but Burgermaster is the truth.

Sparks was out before Loko at least in NYC. And in NYC, and specifically the shitty dive bars I would frequent in my mid-20's, you could easily find sparks black, the 8% iteration for a buck a can, and if you were nice, they’d pour a couple in a to-go cup. I won’t say that getting Sparks blotto on Sunday nights as a…

Typically a mixed drink is liquor + a soft mixer. So a cuba libre is simply rum and coke (the lime is typically added as a garnish). A cocktail, as it was explained to me, contains at least three distinct ingredients (Manhattan = rye + vermouth + bitters) or two alcoholic ingredients (martini = gin + vermouth +…

I would argue that both the cuba libre and the moscow mule are both mixed drinks, not cocktails.
That said, I think I’m going to mix up a French Manhattan when I get home.

the best BLT is built from whatever varieties you have growing in your garden.

Bears eat trash, so maybe he’ll get eaten by a bear while he’s out fishing.

Atlanta may be the only airport I’ve ever considered to be worse than Laguardia. And Laguardia is like an airport in Aleppo. 

They just refer to him as Chev Chelios the whole time. 

My blind spots:
1) Driving a manual transmission. I understand the theory behind it, but I have never really been around manual cars, so here I am.
2) I can’t hula hoop. I don’t know if that falls under this category, but people who can do it make it look easy, and I don’t fucking understand it regardless of how many…

I can’t do this either, but since I started growing a small number of plants for myself, I bought myself a bunch of raw cones and use those. Otherwise, I either vape it or use a pipe. 

White Hots (aka coneys) made their way east to Syracuse, and I make a point to eat as many as humanly possible when I’m home. And right now I’m looking at Hoffman’s site to see what it will cost to ship several pounds of white hots to Seattle.
Seatte’s culinary contributions are salmon in everything, cream cheese on…