Call me when they string two of them together, tie it to a Brazilian bank vault, rip the vault through a concrete wall and then drag it through the streets of Rio.

If you pay close enough attention to Marianne Williamson your chakras will automagically align.

Sure, pushing the democratic party slightly to the left of Ronald Reagan would truly be horrible...

There was an unmarried woman in NH who was wearing a skirt that extended less than one inch below her knee. 

Hot take: Lost Tapes is Nas second best record after an impossible to match Illmatic.

Yeah, that’s definitely a problem. I have found that most of what I’ve been interested in seems to be available on GP or Stitcher, but there are definitely some gaps still. 

Stitcher seems to work pretty okay on android, and you can DL episodes.
However I want to chime in and agree that the separation of google podcasts and music is SUPER fucking annoying.

One of my favorite in-flight podcast binges was Gladiator about Aaron Hernandez. It was an utterly engrossing listen from the Boston Globe.
My wife and I also just finished up The Dream which is so fantastic. I’m always on the lookout for more multi part stories like those. We’ve enjoyed the hell out of Dr Death,…

That applies to the entire GOP base.

Sugar Bear and his stoned voice for ever and ever. Honorable mention to Dig’em frog from the lesser sugar smacks line from Kellogg’s.

Apparently it was a fever dream in which I apparently hallucinated that this was already a disgusting thing that existed. The only thing that is more disgusting is that the singular sandwich is called the McGriddles which is a plural word for a singular sandwich.
In closing, I enjoyed my Jack in the Box meat lovers…

Fuck. I am now reminded that the crux of his dipshit story is, “Hey, I was a booze and poon hound in college, but I LITERALLY washed away my iniquities!” And THEN this fuckjob has the gall to try and slut shame someone. `I wish the car had backed over him instead of whisking him away to potentially litter this Earth…

I’ve seen so many seasons of this, and I haven’t hated anyone as much as I’ve hated Luke P. Even fucking Chad, who was an utter fucking shitheel can’t touch this motherfucker.
I lost it when they went to Luke’s hometown and he rattled off the same speech he had just done on his one-on-one. That was the point where I…

Came for the Bo truther, was not disappointed (also I agree). 

Look, if you’re 25 and your favorite movie is Moana, you probably enjoy that green too much. 

Of course she was displeased at having to compensate the victims of fraud, considering where her husband’s family money came from. 

The issue is that folks don’t read the fine print. It clearly states in DeVos’ program that your debt is only forgiven if you recruit 5 friends into public service and those 5 friends recruit another 5 friends each.

Leftover Bleu Cheese dip from Dominos? 

Ham and cheddar oatmeal made with whatever stock I had on hand was a staple of my mornings for quite some time. More than a few good cracks of pepper and some salt and you really didn’t need anything else. 

Without giving too much away, do the Creep movies not count? I found both movies more effective than some of the entries on the list (I’m looking specifically at Willow Creek and The Bay).