DogRidingRodeoMonkey

7/10/19

Did they come with a six piece chicken McNugget, fries and animal crackers? I mean cool, but...

7/9/19

I wish to Christ that this story had ended with her using said blanket as a villainous cape and fucking with the flight crew, calling herself “The Phantom of the Rompera.”

7/9/19

But then what will future generations’ version of these things be:

7/3/19

If anyone other than me uses Google Play Music, here’s another link (with a few other protest songs added in for good measure):

7/3/19

We’ve used prescription drugs for the ol pupper and he still freaks out and curls up in a corner and hides until the 5th. But our neighborhood will sound like Hezbollah for the next 4 days.

7/3/19

Needs more Creedence. Also American Woman by my favorite Canadians, The Guess Who, probably the second most misused “America” song after “Born in the USA”

7/2/19

I had to check the street name in that image to confirm whether or not it was South Seattle.

6/27/19

Toward the end of my freshman year of college, our suite of (7) 19 year old idiots had reached the point where, having been forced to live together, many people were fed up with other people’s shit. Ordinarily the crux of this were disputes in the kitchen, where poor, hungry college students were buying and labeling…

6/26/19

I can’t imagine malternatives like White Claw have helped, since I figured the only reason people would buy fizzy water is to add booze to it.

6/24/19

While I don’t necessarily agree, because the first film features Brendan Gleeson, I will fully commit that the opening scene of 28 Weeks Later is the best opening scene of the entire zomboid genre.

6/21/19

Just respond with, “I don’t know, HAVE I?” And set yourself up for an awkward but potentially hilarious meal.

6/19/19

While I think that Kate probably has the strongest list, Kevin wins for the shocker that is Chicken in a Biscuit. It’s like Aaron Boone in the 2003 ALCS.

6/18/19

If he’s getting 1000 pounds for being humiliated, what are the makers of that hat going to have to give him?

6/14/19

That sounds exactly like my guidance counsellor.

6/14/19

I remember the only time my parents and I met with my guidance counselor to talk about college options, I wanted to discuss the school I would eventually attend and graduate from.
The counsellor’s wise words were, “Do you really think you have a shot at that school?” My parents were like, “okay, we’re done here.”

6/14/19

I remember first seeing that video around the turn of the century and everyone was just bawling with laughter. And this was a room full of people who love the Misfits / Samhain / Danzig.

6/14/19

I have nothing to offer but this:

6/14/19

I had no idea that this was a thing (which is strange for many reasons) but at least I have D&D on Sunday, where the world’s least intelligent Half Elf Sorcercer will do everything in his power to get himself killed.

6/13/19

Last summer, I drunkenly ordered a free standing hammock with a drink holder for my back yard. Still one of the best purchases, drunk or sober, I’ve made in years.

Last summer, I drunkenly ordered a free standing hammock with a drink holder for my back yard. Still one of the best…

6/12/19

My picks:
1) Oh’s
2) Peanut Butter Crunch
3) Cinnamon Toast Crunch
4) Cocoa Krispies
5) Frosted Mini Wheats

Honorable Retro Mention: Nintendo Cereal System

Oh’s are my hands down favorite cereal ever, and they’re like honey nut cheerios if you made them a jillion times better. The rest really need no explanation.

Otherwise…