I’m in my late 30's and was actually talking to my mother about that this weekend. There are definitely things that my wife and I look for at antique places (I love junking), but it’s not the same shit that my mom was collecting in her 30's, so now my brother and I are going to be sitting on a huge collection of…

“Vinyls” is not a real word. Vinyl is the plural of the word vinyl. Apologies for the pedantry. 

Sue. Sue’s to blame. 

Tha Sawks ah the team with the most biggest haaht,
Winnin’ and losin’ but ahlways playin smaaht.
Too bad fer us this year’s lookin’ like,
Pahl Pierce’s shaaht.

“We remember this day, when many American men lost their lives fighting in France, and let me be very clear, there were good people on both sides of the fight who lost their lives, very good people...”
-Donald Trump
6/6/19

Nobody opted for the true royalty, Friendly’s Peanut Butter Sauce? You ALL lose. 

That song belongs IN the toilet, not above it. 

Over Memorial Day weekend, we had a cookout and served up smores on Samoas. Next year I’m ordering extra girl scout cookies to squirrel away simply for this purpose. 

I am a no-onion orderer. I rather enjoy onions, but I assume that unless something is specifically calling out diced onions or grilled onions, I’m staring down the barrel of a giant slice of onion. I do not want to eat a giant slice of onion. I find that they repeat on me for hours, add the fragrance of allium to my…

I assume in my original dimension, it would be impossible to adjust the Berenstein Bears in this way. 

The Take 5, currently the best American candy bar money can buy, was released in 2004. Even if you don’t agree with my quality assessment, that should be considered “new” in candy years, I believe.

You get a real strong poi undertone in the finish. 

Same with South of the Border.

The issue with that is the fact that, at best a stadium is a building that’s attracting limited traffic for very localized business for 110 days of the year, the balance of which it will sit empty, doing nothing more than grifting the town they’re located in:

I’ll probably sit through it and then put on something from the Joe Bob Briggs archives afterwards, to even the score.

My plan is to read through as many of the discworld books as I can. Regardless of how many I read I feel like I’ll only have another 35 to go. I also want to get my hands on a copy of good omens, so I need to visit the used booking shoppe.

I’ve seen it employed in a number of places in NYC. Typically they were more clubby places that I was dragged to by friends. The normal shitholes I’ve been drinking in for the last 20 years don’t bother with that shit.

Any chance we can get years with some of these? Like Carrie (1976 vs 2013) or Friday the 13th (1980 vs 2009), in order to set baseline expectations?

I haven’t looked at the track list, but having kept up on his shit headed takes, it wouldn’t surprise me if he covered Hail the New Dawn on this record. 

I wouldn’t trust this. Picking up Euro trash is how the Hostel movies always start.