A gandalf or a sherlock, because they feel the most fancy / fantastic. 

I don’t know if I agree with the last point on edibles, as it’s quite a bit easier to overdo it with edibles, which can be a far worse trainwreck than smoking too much.

I can confirm that, when done right, boiled peanuts are absolutely delicious.

I started with the starter set, a pound of dice and a $3 pack of simple board game pawns, and agree with pretty much everything you've said. I also helped out with the color coded dice and the pound o dice makes that much more economical. 

I started with the starter set, a pound of dice and a $3 pack of simple board game pawns, and agree with pretty much…

Because of the women’s title being the headliner, my wife was actually into watching Wrestlemania this year. We tuned in right before the start of the Kofi match, and I figured that we only had the Hunter Hearst Helmsley match before the crescendo, but I was woefully wrong. They somehow shoehorned two or three other…

I just started a new job last week and one of my new coworkers said I was the only one who sent a follow up note, which surprised me because in 20-ish years I always felt the follow up note was standard protocol.
That said, other commenters thinking that these notes are in some way ass-kissery kind of baffles me. My…

The new logo is better than the old logo, but is still a bad logo. 

these, Corn Nuts and Mountain Dew are my drivin’ rations. None of the three has ever seen the inside of my home.

I mean, they’ve both found lightning in a bottle once and have otherwise built their careers around mediocre offerings. 

The State did this joke in like 1997. Skit starts areound 13.37:

Gross sexist man children are worse than cheaters if you’re a normal functioning human.

I would heartily recommend pretty much everything Image does then. 

I enjoy like 98% of Matt Fractions output. 

The best way to start is at your local library. Every single library has a comics or graphic novels section, and at least in Seattle, there’s a robust catalog where one can order almost trade.

So if you think that $300 Coravin is insane, I urge you to look up the Coravin Model 11, which is wi-fi enabled and rings in at $1100. I have no fucking clue why a wine opener would need wifi capability. 

My rankings are all based on the question “how much chili do you have on hand” because if the answer is “any” then Fritos probably makes it to #4, but if the answer is “none” then I would throw them away or trade them for an apple or something. 

It’s only a problem when you’re alone.

Pike Place Market is fantastic. It’s one of my favorite mid-week winter destinations when I decide to play hooky. 

They take your picture, and then add small amounts of poison to your drinks every time you come in. That’s what they do with your method. 

Seattleite here. I have a friend who works as a buyer in a dispensary, so he frequently has quite a bit of free product at his house. One of his dogs got onto his counter and ate an eighth, was certainly fucked up and wound up having to go to the vet who basically told them to give her lots of water and she’d be fine. …