I had no idea, but pound for pound, in my experience, there’s no cheaper protein than dry beans. 

Chili. Lots and lots of chili or other variations on rice and beans, but always vegetarian because meat is not cheap. Honestly, I still make a lot of it, because it’s super economical, and I can bring it for lunch or convert it into a new dinner at least a few times through the week.
In my younger days in NYC, my…

I feel like he was designed by Charlie White as an artists installation within Fortnite:

What I want is a peanut butter cup that’s about 800% thicker than Reese’s. 

Why not just get biyali and enjoy the best of both worlds? 

What has me scared about this is that the Washington Post is going to get Gawkered, and the higher profile these types of suits get, the more of them we’re going to see, and we’ll likely see journalistic institutions dropping one by one.

On a random summer road trip, the destination of which I currently cannot recall, witnessed the oddest thing that, in hindsight I suppose was fairly normal. We hit, as one does, a long backup of traffic, and assumed, as one does, that it was normal road work, but we didn’t see any of the usual signs. Whatever. We…

Books are by the Dewey Decimal system, since at this point all the new books I bring into my home are from the library.
Records, on the other hand are Numero Collections -> Box Sets -> Everything else alphabetically with letter cards and replace record cards. 

I hope his character was consumed by a gelatinous cube.

The precious meatses!

So let me get this right. Hell is an inclusive party where Robert Johnson and Lemmy are playing every night, and Heaven has a velvet rope, a list and the musical guests are Pat fucking Boone and Amy Grant?
I can’t wait to go to Hell I guess. 

My first real job was working for the outlet branch of a big name apparel retailer. Because of that I used to travel to outlet malls all over, and would scour the clearance racks at the outlets in like Edinsburgh, Indiana. My favorite shoe was always the Air Max One, I still love those, and I over the years I managed…

As a regular smoker I’d be lying if I didn’t accept the fact that, for the most part blazing doesn’t make me a better or more fun person to be around. Or at least it hasn’t in years. 

My dog demands his walks, but goddamned if he’ll actually go outside in inclement weather. The best is that he’ll run 15 feet into the backyard do his business and run back in. 

I don’t know why but I always go to Evil Dead 2. I remember that being the first one I watched at my best friend (no joke here) Damian’s house when I was a kid. I think his dad taped it off HBO (as he did with just about everything). I’ve seen it so many times, and watch it every October. 

For the longest time it was Goonies. I love that movie and will still watch it whenever given the opportunity, but I think that Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind has managed to leapfrog it. Whenever I’m home sick I watch it, and I find some weird comfort in it.

Hornswoggle? Doink the Clown? James Ellsworth? Gilberg? The Gobbledey Gooker? 

Black Panther: It’s a good comic book movie, but it’s still a comic book movie, and more to the point, the first in a comic book series, so you can pretty much predict the plot before you’ve seen it. Bigger themes aside, it’s neither as interesting nor as well crafted as Logan.

I make pulled pork every year. Usually we have friends over to help us eat a pork shoulder or two, this year it’s just my wife and I. I’m also planning for some wings and a 7 layer dip.  I’m lying to myself and saying that a 6 mile run in the morning will make up for it. 

Microwaves are shitty appliances for the underwhelming.