I am on the other side of the fence who vastly prefers stove top dutch oven popped corn. I had an air popper and used it once or twice and sold it at a garage sale.
That said, the trick to ensuring that you don’t burn but also pop nearly every kernel on the stove top is to ignore that hooey about just putting one…

Ricers and food mills are great for things like apple butter too.

The most racist bone is the jaw bone. 

I hate reading on ipads and phones, but the kindle feels more like normal paper reading, and it’s nice that as I get older I can increase the letter size to help my old eyes. 

Re: Folding: Mind. Blown.

The libary is teh best.

It’s similar to LP sales increasing with digital album sales plateauing. Many people want a tangible piece of work with which they can interact. 

I just want to know if they Frenched.

I tend to have an annual craving for that stuff. Once a year when the craving hits, my wife and I opt for what we refer to as trash nostalgia night which features pizza rolls, chef boyardee, box mac and cheese, fish sticks, you get the gist. I feel like fresh hell the next day, but it sates the cravings for another 12…

I find this as intriguing as Brian Orakpo’s cupcake shop.

Maybe I’m way ahead of the curve, but for years I used the Wonder Wheel in Coney Island as my own personal hash bar. 

I saw that/those episode/s of My Wife’s Hot Mom. 

I do the same but with mountain / forest acreage. 

This post made me realize that this would have been the year of my 20th high school reunion. I haven’t been to any of our reunions, even ten years ago when I was considerably closer to the town I grew up in. However, I never even got an invite, which has done little more than reenforce the particular existential…

1) Pedro would be so disappointed with Rachel.
2) Is that Broadus Clay hanging out with these Ladies of Eastwick? 

It’s better than, but not cheaper than Dick’s. In n Out also has a much lower joke to investment ratio than Dick’s. 

My dad still has his ticket tucked into the program he bought when I took him to a World Series game. It was an awesome night that we talk about any time we get together, which is less frequent than I’d like it to be. The last time he came out we went to a Mariners game, and all the tickets were pieces of printer…

Probably buying a Moto G5s when my Nexus 5 finally shit the bed. I get that it is a budget phone, but I was expecting it to at least be as capable as the N5. It’s not, the camera is shitty, and now I’m just biding time for it to inevitably meet its obsolescence date. That said, I truly miss the days when the nexus…

Tonight: Polish Wigilia - Borscht, Pierogi, Fish and a loaf of Rye that I should prolly get started on (I should probably get started on all of it).
Tomorrow: Ham, Butternut (one one of the many other squarshes we have around), the last carrots from the garden, prolly another loaf of bread or maybe some milk rolls,…

Your comment is my point to a T, but this being the internet, I can’t tell whether you’re being sarcastic.