It’s often directed at things that are seen as feminine or at least outside the spectrum of standard masculinity.
Hipster has essentially become the replacement word for “sissy” in the same way that “thug” has become a analog for various racial epithets. 

When I have been given the task of decorating the tree, I insist on only white lights and silver ball ornaments (a combination of mirrored silver, silver glitter and disco style) and nothing else. Because people insist on giving us ornaments which take from my overall aesthetic I won’t use them, and as such the duty…

That is EXACTLY what a dead guy would tweet. 

They are also plopped in places like Rainier Beach, which is the opposite of posh.

Bonus: Crown Royal will leave them with a nice bag for their D&D dice when they’re finished drinking.

Real morels are hollow inside. The false ones, not so much. The psilocybin ones are trickier, but as long as they bruise blue...

Crocodile or Tractor win my arbitrary favorite places to see music in Rainattle award. 

I saw that show in Seattle. Ed Harcourt was fantastic, and completely unexpected. I’m glad I caught his set. As much as I love Built to Spill’s records, I can’t fucking stand them live. I’m bored to tears. The Whigs are always a splendid show though. 

Probably Nikki Lane at the Crocodile here in Seattle. I’d seen her twice before and have always been kind of let down, but her and her band were just completely on point, and the show that I’ve wanted to see her play. Everything was fantastic.
Runners up: Shellac at Tractor Tavern, Neko Case at the Paramount, King…

Just as long as they steer clear of the chainsaw juggler, fire twirler, and hot sex orgy room.

If Some Enchanted Evening had remained as the first episode I wonder if we would have continued caring for another 15 years and merely recognizing for another 14 after that.

The LOVE it when I order the foie gras.

My friends have recommended Candy to me, but I’m an old who ignores things. This is cool. Reminds me of Cursed. 

Don’t forget your solar powered flashlight. And seriously, I love going to the polska market on easter and just stocking hte fuck up. Even in Seattle there’s a couple good ones, but nothing like what I used to get in NYC, and certainly no fresh option, just the smoked rings or kalbanosa. 

I think the most disappointing thing about this article is learning that there are 327 other fuckfaces who decided to ruin their kids’ futures by also naming them Abcde. 

These guys are Canadian, not Norse.

I want that color so, so bad. My current Soul is baby shit brown, so literally every other fun color I see makes me envious. 

Somehow when those movies came out I saw The Burbs before COTC, so the whole time I was watching COTC I kept calling Malachai “Pinnocchio.”

They have The Burbs, which is about an evil cul-de-sac which is sort of an island if you think REALLY hard about it.

Kanopy has been the best addition to my roku in a long time. One thing to note is that depending on your library branch, you may have monthly viewing caps. Connecting with the Seattle Public Library I get 5 views a month, so at times we need to pace our our viewing.