I wrote a standardized test essay about him in high school and passed somehow.

Gah. Shut up, Jim Harbaugh. Just shut the fuck up. Not everyone on Earth thinks all problems can be solved through overexuberant, say-nothing coach-speak platitudes. Jim Harbaugh is the direct male corollary to the talking Malibu Stacy doll.

This game was over before the first ball dropped.

“Don’t worry,” one Spanish child said. “Sometimes you just have to suffer the slings and arroz.”

Nobody expects the Spanish friend tradition.

I dunno if I can choose, but off top: Band Geeks, Dying For Pie, or Texas.

And I’m like “Whatever...”

See, you seem like you don’t enjoy life. Be more like Usain Bolt!

Man named Dick Fiddler: I demand you respect where I came from.

Let’s all hope this is the beginning of a long and bitter rivalry between the city of Montreal and the entire state of Kansas.

Hey I can answer this! The skyball serve, while mostly a novelty, does (in theory) accomplish a few things.

Sometimes Google image search turns up the weirdest things.

Usually the boos is only a problem at her family parties.

Pictured: Caddybaras.

Family Circus and Marmaduke are two of the worst things in human history, non-murder/war division.

Vladimir is so tricky, he always tries Tkachyov guard.

With the Ak Bars hosting, I think the goalie should've known it was a trap.

Tre Mason: Man, fuck you guys. Not only am I not holding out, I was actually the first person to show up in St. Louis for training camp this year.

Your sports talk radio show is The Deadcast.

Oh neat, it looks like Neapolitan ice cream.