DogFisterAcePitcher
DogFisterAcePitcher
DogFisterAcePitcher

Say what you will but they have a perfectly respectable 6 - 3 record in imaginary match ups with Alabama.

What are the odds he takes a shortcut and becomes a policeman?

The cops were all over him, like white on Rice.

Looks like someone is trying to impress a Palin daughter.

Big deal. I’ve been watching white America go downhill for years.

Man shut the fuck up

Good job by the five cops. I hope officers Jenny, Jenny, Jenny, Jenny and Jenny receive an award from their department.

They loved him in Nebraska, too. I won’t forget when he had an amazing punt against the Huskers and left the field petting Faux Pelini’s imaginary cat.

Wow. Sadler was a beloved guy around East Lansing. RIP.

Usually I’m fine with making a tasteless joke on Deadspin no matter how tragic the story but this time I think I’ll pass.

It’s baseball with no foul territory and only two bases, both of which are home plate.

When it’s really hot out and you have to pee, have you ever gone into a stall just to wipe the sweat out your crack? But more importantly is this acceptable?

From an advanced stats point of view, wouldn’t it be better if Jimmy Butler, Rajon Rondo, and Dwyane Wade were fused together with science so that they weren’t three players but one player and instead of ending in normal human feet, Jimmy Butler’s legs ended in the tops of Rondo and Wade’s skulls so that Rondo and

Yes, hot and dumb. It’s a style that covers hundreds if not thousands of beers, and most people are drinking IPAs because they enjoy drinking IPAs.

My girlfriend compared me to Guy Fieri. Can someone console me?

It’s nice to see Anthony care about a lost cause other than the New York Knicks.

Our anger should be towards the system. If the system doesn’t change we will continue to turn on the TVs and see the same thing.

First off let me start off by saying “ All Praise Due To The Most High.”

“ Take Charge. Take Action.”

Sikh and Islam are completely different religions which aren’t remotely related to each other. It’s like racists aren’t even trying to educate themselves anymore.