Unlike Lamar Odom, Bills sources made clear that EJ Manuel will be allowed to walk as soon as fucking possible.

It’s good to see that Harbaugh is changing the culture in Ann Arbor. Recruits can’t wait to play at Bawl So Hard University.

Not as impressive as his brother Gary, in my opinion, but you know what they say, diff’rent strokes...

He now officially has a better prognosis than the Lakers.

I’ve got no joke for this. Good for Lamar, and I hope he keeps improving.

In hockey, they spell it “Primeau.”

Then you are a poopface.

[new google alert arrives in inbox]

Embiid demanded a trade after Philadelphia wouldn’t let him take classes at Shirley Temple University.

You think that's nice, Elvis Andrus gave away the entire game.

This is really unfair to Coleman, especially since he hasn’t heard the victim’s side of the story.

I wouldn’t get too upset. It’s not like it’s permanent. It’s just going to cost a little money to get rid of it all.

That is a girl, Tom.

RIVERS: Fuck you, glove!! Get out of here!!

He can do it all: score, skate, pass and Tweet.

It’s all part of the 12-step program. Just as soon as you’re 12 steps out of the building, they fire your ass.

Was someone trying to cut?

Allen Iverson was initially supposed to be in this commercial, but he couldn’t get the “oline” part down.

Are you seriously comparing deflated footballs to throwing a women onto a couch covered in guns?