Dammit, it’s October, 2015 and we still have to deal with this shit. Eventually, people will stop making jokes and laughing about a very cruel and serious subject. I, like many people who comment on this website, can’t stand hot takes; but in this particular situation I’d much rather read a strongly worded, over the…

“(from a white dude)“

I’m just shocked that Steve Francis continues to make headlines in 2015.

Yeah, the psychology involved in the Malice at the Palace is pretty understandable. A man with some control issues was subjected to physical attack, and went looking for physical retribution. The tense atmosphere, crowd dynamics, and Stephen Jackson’s “ride or die for my teammate” philosophy of life complete the…

Damn, Derek Fisher STILL won’t give up on the triangle.

Barnes & Not Noble

To be fair, I don’t want anyone with titties calling baseball games for me either, which is why I’m thrilled that Curt Schilling is still suspended.

And just like Tits McGee, this dumb fuck is on vacation.

Milford used to care a lot more about the results of their games, but they’ve resigned themselves to just having fun out there ever since star player Danny Woodhead was kicked off the team.

These are the precious moments they’ll never remember

James Harrison just knocked over his dining table.

It’s a sad but true fact that when Scott Walker massively reduced funding to the University of Wisconsin system, one of the first things to be cut from the budget was the Female orgasm.

You’re so right the people that are paid to know the rulebook should get a pass imo

Are you there, God? It’s me, DogFister. I sit here before you, asking as a humble/self-loathing Lions fan, why do you hate us?

Honestly, this is the Lions’ fault for putting the game in the officials’ hands. This has been talked about ad nauseam for months, but when you only need to get one yard inside the red zone, you give the ball to Marshawn Lynch every fucking time.

To be fair, it’d be cruel to make Buffalo fans snort their coke off a mirror.

Enjoy your practice squad cars and your practice squad beds and your practice squad apartments. After I’m done doing throws here I’m going to step inside the mouth of a whale and the whale will take me to my luxury condo out near the edge of the continental shelf where mermaids will be my bed. Do you get it? I am…

Looks like his belt wasn’t the only one on the mound struggling with a bad hangover.

Dolphins sign Ndamukong Suh, look like AFC contenders

UL has released statement saying it has retained Chuck Smrt to investigate allegations.