He’s not the first person to say this. Most secondaries also think Weeden’s passes are gifted.

I’m not surprised Jerry Jones said this, he’s always stuck up for Brandon, even back to when they were kids.

[Miami Herald Reporter]: And you’re saying he went off script and that caused a lot of the problems?

I remember the time where I caught it, but everyone said “no, Joey. No you didn’t”. Well, long story short, they were wrong and I have Herpes.

I don’t think you know what communism or socialism actually mean. Sanders is, truly, party to neither of those ideas in full. Further, what does the qualifier “boring” have to do with the noun “liar?” Would you rather an exciting or entertaining liar who wages a global war and robs its constituency blind?

Samer, in the event I ever wanted your two cents, I sure don’t anymore.

Woody, in my opinion, is probably the healthiest of all of you, and this is not a healthy group by any means. But Woody is healthy. Who else?

From Peyton’s clipboard:

Omahahaha!

“The League” Season 2 Ep: 4

Buffalo Wild Wings’ hot sauce can’t melt steel beams

One source said the procedure Pierre-Paul had done Sept. 4 to “close up” his middle finger was still fresh when he met with team doctors on Sept. 7.

Makes sense to see his leg flopping around like that, Luke Shaw is 1/6th Italian.

I don’t think he should test his manhood

I don’t blame McElwain. Having a coach test a player’s manhood helped turn Syracuse into a Big East basketball powerhouse.

Seriously, Deadspin, before all the snark pours in, for stories like this you should be noting the suicide prevention hotline number and other relevant resources.

Please if you are having suicidal thoughts or just struggling with depression talk to a friend or call the suicide prevention hotline. They’re there to help: 1-800-273-8255.

Well, I’m glad I didn’t take that guy in my survival pool this week.

This happened at 11:53 p.m.

Phenomenal Kinja.