For those wondering about the firefighter hats and who Rodeman is, he was a firefighter/marine/great person who was run over and killed while collecting money for muscular dystrophy recently. It’s a murder that truly shocked the Lansing/East Lansing community. It’s nice to see so many Spartans out there taking a…

Are you being serious right now?

Well at least the Steelers have one person good at kicking.

Do you get paid at all?

Is there any fanbase, or collection of fans from a city, that can’t take a joke more than Boston/Patriots fans? Guys, relax, its a joke. Every team gets roasted. My god, its hilarious the inferiority complex that bleeds out of Boston sometimes.

Thank you - and I mean this sincerely and in the best possible way - for wasting a tremendous, tremendous amount of my time.

The first time I ever read Deadspin was the night before my brother died, almost exactly three years ago. He had cancer, and it was clear that he wouldn’t last much longer, so I told him he was the best brother anyone could ever ask for and I drove home and put my baby to sleep and opened up my laptop and found myself…

Of all teams, Penn State should know that shit only stays buried for so long.

RSA would be the Republic of South Africa, not Russia. I too was at first surprised that a Russian tennis player would be named Kevin Anderson, but alas.

You showed him.

One of those amazing things is the wall Trump built outside Foxborough to keep out the rapist Pittsburgh is sending over this Thursday.

And to think you fuckers told us that spin was dead...

At least he recognizes the point of labor day.

You know, a weird thought just occurred to me: maybe, and hear me out on this one, but maybe they take high school football too seriously in Texas.

To die on special teams, so sad.

Maybe leave comedy to those with talent.

on the flip side: youre white, over 30, unsuccessful, and not attractive or in shape.

We’re almost out of chins