Easily the shortest sentence Pacman’s completed.

Chris Henry was unavailable for comment.

Pheidippides nutz.

You are the Pheidippides of our time.

Mike D’antonio

‘Mike’ Dantonio? C’mon man...

Dude. It’s MARK Dantonio. Come on.

As a Rutgers alum I read through this article waiting to see some accurate slams of my schools’ football team only to find the largest slam of all- they weren’t even mentioned

Wilfork has really taken to Southern living. But, he says, he’s still looking for ribs.

Black Jesus is dead.

1. Delton Williams is probably #3 in the backfield after coming off a suspension this summer.

Mark Dantonio is the kind of dick that truly rankles the UofM fanbase, and that is the best kind of dick.

It’s been 8 seasons since that was the case.

i know several women in confederate states who also would pick cousins over a black man

The Fresh Prince of Welk-er.

The real reason the kid’s mind was blown was that he realized he has as many Premier League goals as Rooney this season.

Sucks when people call you names based on your outward appearances, dosen’t it?

Asked how he got over the insult, Gruden said he “got away from negative people and spent an evening with Friendly’s.”

A Jay Gruden fat joke? Now that’s an offensive line that RGIII can really get behind.

“Those bastards in Bristol are ruining everything,” Palin continued. “I’ll be babysitting every weekend ‘til I’m fucking 75 years old at this rate.”

“Now...where was I on the ESPN thing....oh right, Curt Schilling...”