Werther’s Originals are incredible, correct? I have a friend that doesn’t like these candies, and I legitimately became upset with him. Also, I’m not an octogenarian.

MSU’s Mark Dantonio also had a pretty nice take on this (can’t find the video, but here’s a link):

“Hey, Tony, what’s different about this prot- ah, okay, I see.”

I feel like this is Twitter, what with my mentions being full of shit.

Kid Rock is the worst thing to ever happen to Detroit and you can’t convince me otherwise.

Technology is incredible these days. I didn’t think it was possible to mic up Art Briles’ conscience.

BoJack Horseman

Whatever happened to the photoshop contests?

Captain Underpants is the best superhero.

If only he could cum up with a good Siemian joke.

Best episode of Spongebob, go!

Holy shit, Americans suck.

What’s the worst date you’ve been on? I had one where the girl I was with and I got drunk, and on our walk home, she squatted next to a bush (baring all) and started peeing in plain view. I knew right then I’d never go out with her again. Also, she was pretty rude so that didn’t help.

Who would win in a 100 m freestyle race between Michael Phelps and a bear?

Roy: ROY! ROY! ROY! [Quits]

Get that weak popcorn shit outta here bruh

It’s lucky for the golfers that, much like the Tiger they encountered on tour, most of these animals don’t pose a threat.

He looks like Wilderness Drew Magary

Your sports talk radio show is The Deadcast.