Say what you want about Draymond but at least his shaft didn’t hurt anyone.

Ah, so this is what they meant when they said Draymond was “undersized” for his position.

The background song is absolutely perfect.

When someone hits you high causing damage to your eye
That’s Amar’e
When your skin starts to shine like you’ve bathed in red wine
That’s Amar’e

No better way for the athletes to get the true Rio experience than by living in favelas.

I miss the good old days when saying “I’m going to college to get my degree!” meant something completely different.

Oh Jesus Christ that’s horrific.

I say some Fieri-esque things, apparently. I was deeply offended. I don’t look like him, which, thank goodness.

Which Pokemon do you start with in PokemonGo and why?

My girlfriend compared me to Guy Fieri. Can someone console me?

This is the most effective that Tebow has ever been through the air.

God forbid he has Alou Diarra.

It’s only a matter of time before Kako encounters a Kaká.

Kevin Draperb

Awards to be considered

Will Chicago get the bid next year?

Fucking fuck Robert Horry so hard, and give the Pistons the 2005 repeat. Or fuck the fucking goalposts of the net and give the Red Wings the 2009 repeat. Or let the Tigers stop fucking sucking and give them the 2006 or 2012 World Series. Or give the Lions th- fuck. FUCK.

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