The issue is that, outside of being a slob, he’s a relatively decent human being. And without him (and our 3rd roommate), I would not be able to afford the apartment we currently have. It’s quite the pickle.

My roommate is really dirty and leaves food in the sink, used dishes out, and never cleans the apartment. He’s also a grown-ass adult male. He’s the worst, right?

“And-1!”

You’re the worst kind of American.

*Googles Dearborn*

The chicken tenders at the NFL draft gave me the runs. I don’t have a question I just need someone to talk to about this.

Yup yup, I've been following the reaction a bit. I love DCFC but I also want an MLS team on the map. Conflicted.

☹️

Ohhh, “Chinatown for Mexicans,” and here I thought Mexicantown was something else. I get it now!

Agreed about the product, but I also can’t contain my excitement that an MLS team may finally be on its way to Detroit. All it has right now is Detroit City FC, in the NASL I believe (?), which consistently sets attendance records. Getting the fans to the game won’t be the issue with the diverse population in the…

Oh my.

I was wondering when we’d see Pablo Sandoval on TV again.

Kinda seems like Hoiberg threw Butler under the bus the other day as well. I think what’s lost in all of the gossip and talk about dysfunction is the very clear fact that this is hilarious because fuck the Bulls.

:(

My mother is allergic to the sun, which maybe is why she left shortly after I was born.

Ah yes, his Piss Stones.

Oh, shut the hell up.

If you could only speak one word for the rest of your life, what word would it be?

Dwight got the idea after watching Bickerstaff apply it to James Harden in an effort to help him stick to his man on defense.

Things got awkward when he asked his caddy to hold his wood.