“This soundsystem is awesome!” - Boban, referring to his mutant ears

When ordered to partake in community service, Crowder replied, “I’ve already been a Volunteer.”

Not to be outdone, Adrian Peterson declared his love for Ipswich Town.

Nora would totally kick the shit out of Snowflake.

To his point, it is the Buffalo Bills, not the Buffalo Jills.

wow youre right so many easter eggs

Let it go, friend. Let it go.

You must be new around here.

You seem angry.

Having Derrick Rose mentor him has certainly paid off.

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PSA: The Kristaps Porzingis name joke is bad and old. Please refrain. Thank you.

Mauk: [Sees line of white powdery substance]

Wasn’t it a “for fun” freestyle?

- Deadspin, December 9th, 1980

I forgot how ridiculous some of the pokemon names were and I cannot stop laughing at “Wigglytuff.” Thank you, Kyle.

Scyther should, in theory, be nigh indestructible. In reality, he was useless.

Idk man I definitely see some Eevee in Samer.

Get new friends

How can the NCAA improve the CFP as it is played on New Years Eve? Halftime champagne toast?