What Pokemon (let's keep it to the originals) would each Deadspin staff member be and why?

Unfortunately for Manning, the only area the HGH seems to have worked is on his forehead.

Upon seeing him on the Wanted posters, NYPD officers went up to the bench and shot him in the back 13 times.

You’re right. Your favorite sports moment has to be everyone else’s favorite sports moment.

This is the best soccer-related Star Wars impersonation since Chelsea mimicked their offensive attack after the Storm Troopers.

Ah, if only the children of the Middle East had skis.

It’s not often that a school loses their Head Basketball Coach and mascot within the same person.

It comes as no surprise that Kobe wrote this in the present tense, rather than the past.

Step 1: Preheat Oven to 325 degrees

Riley Cooper also blamed PED’s, but he explained it as “Performance Enhancing Demographics.”

After news of the investigation broke, Barrett’s NFL draft stock skyrocketed.

Geep Chryst

Samer: “Jamie Collins is a freak.”

Cecil didn’t die for this, man.

Among all of the dicks and assholes in that shot, it comes as no surprise that Adam Jones is the biggest.

One of my Indian buddies showed me this picture. I guess “Benchod” is a common insult in Hindi that means “Sister Fucker.” So, if you want to get past the ESPN censors, just cuss in a different language.

Pro: The Cardinals are eliminated.

oh my god yes give me the good stuff

I’m a Lions fan, so yesterday probably.

I think this is the safer route. If he actually plays well, the shock may lead her to have a heart attack and die.