Gold standard. Just incredible.

I don’t know, Samer. They need help, but there is a much cheaper option at safety on Washington’s scout team.

Thanks Cleveland Mike

Criminally underrated is their Feminist Pirate Chantey:

Potentially an all-time great opening line to an article. Good work, Tom.

peak kinja

“Mom, mom! Can I go over to Anthony’s house after baseball? He has the new Madden game and his dad said we could get pizza. Everyone’s going. Can I go? Please, mom? Please?”

Oman.

Not just Conklin, but Jack Allen as well. MSU’s O-Line might very well be the best in the nation.

I don’t know how good of a fit Cubit will be. After this Beckman fiasco, you would think Illinois would go for someone who is more square.

Oh, you.

Today can fuck right off and die.

The National Suicide Prevention Lifeline:

In regards to his BABIP, even young Joc himself knows, it’s going down.

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I’ll give it an 8.5 out of 10 on the Marco Matias Dick-Shitting Scale.

He was sit on 6 out of 8 dropbacks, sacked 3 of those.

Mayor Stern: [Relocates City Hall to Staten Island]

Mayor Stern: [makes proposal to City Council]