It’s all fun and games until New York City enters a lockout.

Nicknames for Magary, ranked:

“And y’all have discredited me, beat me down, took my confidence, took everything away from me.”

There was also a graphic picture of a complete pair of boobs up earlier, but that image of Brady Hoke and Dave Brandon has since been removed.

Geno Smith took Ben Affleck’s side.

Geno Smith: “Ikemefuna Enemkpali”

My college friends are coming to visit me in Chicago tonight, and one of them just got engaged. How do we celebrate besides getting obliterated?

more like alldone smith amirite

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Logic!

Ohio State will be number 1 despite being in a joke conference.

The Philadelphia man was shocked to learn that it was, in fact, a robot, and not a(n) ____________ (insert minority demographic here).

Sure.

Marlins officials explained that they were simply trying to create a comfortable environment for Washington by pumping in their home-crowd noise.

To be fair, he doesn’t know any better because he’s from the Dominican Republic.

“allegedly struck” one of them with a Thunder Stick

Calm down, Vlade.

This is the strangest Van Heusen ad I’ve ever seen.

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