Fair enough, I’m not sure there is an argument in that case.

Incest increases the likelihood of a child getting a double-dose of one or more recessive genetic problems.

The only truly elite emoji is the smiley poop emoji.

I so badly want Mario Hezonja on the Pistons and will be touching myself uncontrollably if this happens.

He still has to walk across the stage when Philly calls his name though.

Laundry School:

They are Bulls fans after all...

I haven’t seen a Japanese fall apart so quickly since Takata.

You’re going to vote for Donald Trump in 2016, aren’t you?

Awful. The script lettering is fantastic, why get rid of those? In any case, there are redesigns on Reddit and other places that are so, so much better:

A comment section full of Lebron dick jokes and Lebron hot takes is fun.

Cristiano couldn’t have been too upset. It’s not like he had to pass the ball.

Fantastic.

Artist: Will.I.Am

Vicious nutmeg.

You’re right. You don’t know enough about Crawford.

If anyone should know that Steel cannot act under pressure, it is Shaq.

Comcast: “Thank you for taking legal action. Your lawsuit is very important to us. All representatives are currently busy.”

The NCAA later sanctioned itself for giving unpaid players extra quarters.

I’m sorry.