Can you blame him? Imagine sitting next to someone who is constantly cheering for Matthew Della-Della-Della-Dellavedova.

is this a Jäger Margarita because I don't know if I want to throw up or party with you

Haven’t been there yet. I’ve only been to Firecakes, and today my girlfriend and I tried Do-Rite Donuts, which was pretty great. Heard good things about Glazed and Infused, will check it out.

Oh my God we just took the lead what the fuck

Soccer writer (or fans): have you been watching the USA vs Netherlands friendly? Thoughts on the kids? As I’m typing this, Williams tied it up for the U.S. Zardes scored earlier too I believe.

For someone who won Chopped, he has (much like in clothes) horrible taste.

Sorry to hear about your tongue

Happy National Donut Day. What is your favorite Donut? If you answer anything other than a Cinnamon sugar donut (or any variety of said donut ) I will assume you had your tongue cut out at a very young age and therefore cannot taste anything.

Lol

Fuck you too

Honestly, fuck every single one of the people in @TonyHarpel’s picture so hard.

This episode was pants-shittingly great.

I beat a kid in the Spelling Bee in 1st through 4th grades, but he bested me in 5th Grade and he didn’t let me forget it. Fast forward to last year, I looked him up on Facebook, and found out that he is now paralyzed, so...

I think there needs to be a PED investigation into recent Spelling Bee Champions. And by PED, I mean Performance Enhancing Demographic.

I always thought Durrell Summers was going to have a good shot at the NBA. I thought wrong. Waste.

You’re right. Now I’ll question concussions forever.

NOOOO — eh, we got Blashill.

You could probably even get him to hold up a “Bush Did 9/11” sign.

It’s nice to see America and Europe modeling their own programs after the others’ (soccer and police brutality, respectively).