DogFisterAcePitcher
DogFisterAcePitcher
DogFisterAcePitcher

The censor was horrific. Missed words, and censored most of the performance (most of it being words that didn’t require censorship). Legitimately thought it was an audio issue because audio cut out after the performance when the hosts were talking as well. Tuned into this stupid awards show for this performance only -

Get a bench outside of Jamal Crawford.

I can’t stop laughing at Mewelde Moore, not sure why.

NFL Players: [Can’t remember anything]

Honestly though, fuck Reggie Miller so hard.

Up in Chicago? Me as well. I’m kind of in between Oak St. and North Ave beaches, so not much of a problem getting to either one. But they’re packed when it’s nice out.

Respectfully disagree.

Just gotta wear the correct length and dress em up with a button down and decent shoes. Unless they’re athletic shorts of course. Chicago gets too humid and I sweat in too many places on my body for jeans in the summer.

Only if we split a footlong.

Where are we on the shorts vs. no shorts debate? Shorts feel great today. I don't want to bake my giblets off.

If you can take $100 off that bill, I’ll call it affordable.

You’re right. I believe it’s Rush Street, because I tried to check out that restaurant in the background only to realize I am way, way too poor to even be walking around in that area.

“This perverted, pantsless, hairy mascot was the face of a historic professional sports franchise.”

I have so many questions right now

It’s not so much people getting upset about this as the promo is stupid. It’s making light of domestic violence. I’m not “outraged”, but I do think it was tasteless and stupid. You’re clearly more upset about it than I am. I think you need a hug.

Except...he literally throws her. He doesn’t drop her, he throws her. That’s the issue. In the commercial it’s parodying, the guy simply can’t catch his wife, but there is no intent to harm her. Here there is. Not very difficult to see.

This tag is a good and cool tag.

Look at this shit from Dan Rafael of ESPN:

Not a superhero movie, but honestly fuck Avatar. An incredibly underwhelming movie for all of the hype it received.