You’re the worst.

I hope they settled it...in a fair way.

Looks like they both landed....in the rough.

Ah, “The Milwaukee” strategy.

Wouldn’t hate it if the donkey’s handler never, ever, ever spoke again as she is likely the worst person in the world. Let the donkey live, man.

You would make PFTCommenter so, so happy.

I’m not a huge baseball fan, mainly because I find it to be boring, but every now and then plays like these happen and I “shit my dick”. Did you guys see James McCann’s inside the park home run - the first HR of his career at that - yesterday?

Shanks later tweeted out a picture of the Space Shuttle Challenger disaster.

I’m not ready/emotionally stable enough to see father time consume Dirk’s NBA career.

Schefter’s initial tweet about the incident is quite misleading and irresponsible. Whether or not he ends up becoming a suspect, Collins is not one for now, but Schefter’s tweet made it seem as though he was. At least I thought so:

This isn’t the NFL.

He had another save about 1 minute later which was only slightly less (but nonetheless, very) impressive. He stood on his head for much of the game. Tampa Bay could have easily had 2 or 3 more goals if it weren’t for Mrazek playing out of his mind at some points. The Wings’ defense and backchecking were atrocious.

C’mon, Jon...”one more hit” doesn’t apply to EVERY aspect of your life.

Everyone made the same joke. We’re very uncreative.

Tsis goal was, indeed, karidze.

Good for Bruce. Now if only we knew what Khloe is.

Is this story why she was your girlfriend “at the time”? Also kudos to your writing, I was captivated.

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Is the Samer vs. Barstool Death Match going to be on PPV?

Yes.