A terribad Lakers team makes the world go round.

His abilities speak for themselves (according to Wikipedia):

He's a heart attack and a tumor away from the new Gordie Howe hat-trick.

I enjoyed this.

Edited! Definitely thought he was listed twice originally (not counting She-Gambit).

Why is Gambit listed twice? Why is joke-ass Green Lantern not the worst, ever? Why is Deadpool (arguably GOAT) at #70?

Have you read David and Goliath by Malcolm Gladwell? In there, Gladwell highlights the full-court press Ranadive used for his girl's basketball team. They ran the table, albeit against preteen girls who have little to no idea of an organized offense. Ranadive is crazy. But this would be hilarious and awesome. Also go…

This score is cool and good.

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Yikes, they replaced Geno Smith for that job too?

Mother of God...

What about Drew? Who would step up and try to ward the bear?

If you were all lost in a forest and approached by a bear, who would take what actions?

What's YOUR worst poop story?

This is literally my only reason for disliking Real Madrid.

Change your name.

Things got awkward when talking about their favorite position, as they both answered "receiver".

This rabona gave me a big rabona.

Goodness, those symptoms sound horrific. Almost as horrific as having to play for the Bills.

Modo's doctor said Flangan only has a "stiff neck" and was expected to play in the next game, but Modo's head coach said doc must've looked at the wrong player and that Flanagan "was groggy. It's probably a concussion. It crept on."