That check was equivalent to roughly 1.28 NHL checks.

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These bears are neither cool nor good.

I wanted to make this joke. Well done.

To be fair, this makes more sense than everything else he says.

#ThankYouBasedBurneko

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Vine is not great. Vine is okay. Most Vines/Viners are horrific. Some are cool and good. Such as blind football kid. That Vine is a good Vine.

Oh, goddamnit, I understand now. Well done.

God no, how can you insult me like that?

In a game featuring multiple significant injuries, emergency medical personnel were called back onto the ice a short time later after Sydney Crosby broke a nail.

It's not often that a man's jorts are the second most embarrassing thing in a video.

Missing For Mudiay

Even Saudi Arabia treats women better than the NFL.

There's the white way, and there's the wong way, and tonight, da Cawdinals did bwoth.

Can't blame him. Ronnie Price modeled his defense after Iraqi great, Muntadhar al-Zaidi.

Raiders players love the passion and creativity of their fans, and will soon follow suit by throwing a goose egg on the football field this afternoon.

Watch your back, Brad!

Keselowski is just thankful he didn't piss off Tony Stewart.

Flower Power