Keep your gun in its holster, Jameis. Keep your gun in its holster.

Glad to see promotion/relegation make its way to American Football. Hope the Raiders enjoy their new home in the Ohio Valley Conference.

Modeling the MLS after the European leagues is the best thing the MLS could do for itself. Not sure why it is such a difficult concept for them to grasp.

Well, at least he now meets the minimum qualifications required to join the NHL's Department of Player Safety

Holy shit, so good/bad. +1

"Teenagers...ISIS of the developmental stages of life? Next on CNN."

The players, their families, and their Franz celebrated well into the night.

It's just the Cardinals.

My God, you're dense.

Aussie! Aussie! Aussie! Ow! Ow! Ow!

I feel the same way, friend. I've also tried soy bacon (recovering fatass), which...no. Just no.

This is fantastic.

Maybe Dion Waiters will make a couple free throws and put out a new BALL DON'T LIE highlight video.

Beating his girlfriend was bad enough, he didn't have to slaughter an art form too.

Humpty Dumplings

Angel Pagrandma

Andrew McCrutchen

Phelps: [sits down at Blackjack table]

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