First, why not a puppy?

Did...did the announcer in the 2nd video just call him Jar Jar Binks? Around the 27 second mark or so.

I wonder if he's got a Side A or Side B personality.

On behalf of the rest of America, I'll begin the #BrandonForever movement.

Get Kluwe on the case.

We both suck at jokes

Ron Gardenhire draws ire, becomes 'Gardenfired' after Minnesota Twins' dire dumpsterfire; no word on next hire.

When is the story about Trey Burke's dick pic coming?

The Cardinals open up their NLDS matchup with the Dodgers on Friday.

Things got weird when he touched the bag.

There are enough bad things going on in sports, and the world in general, right now Greg...there was no need to bring this to our attention as well.

No, it's because the coaches/equipment manager didn't give him the correct size helmet. Ineptitude of the highest order. Don't make excuses for them.

The SS has always been ruthless.

I enjoy seeing Michigan getting the shit kicked out of them as most sane people do, but how in the hell does Brady Hoke leave Shane Morris in the game after he takes numerous awkward/clearly painful hits to the same leg and then gets destroyed on an uncalled targeting hit? He was dazed, hurt, and hobbling around, and…

Sorry, I meant to imply that I have only basic channels. I'm not paying for cable since it is included in my rent, but I am not upgrading because I'm a piss-poor graduate student. Thanks for your input though.

I have basic cable but for whatever reason, DirecTV doesn't give me NBCSN.

This is a good description.

It's a classless sign with out of touch humor. That guy belongs in the Deadspin comment section.

Holy shit. To hit it as he did with the amount of spin that was on the ball just before...wow. What's a good place/way to watch these games if I don't have NBCSN? Going to a bar is not an option for me on Saturday mornings, so...it is a challenge to keep up with EPL action.

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