Bulletproof coffee should be on this list (albeit, quite low).

Just another issue with Redskins and their abuse of alcohol

Was it a Category 5?

The world is a better place when Michigan football sucks.

Apollos Hester did it better.

All the posts about babies (angry, crying, bat swinging) today have made me so happy.

This is so stupid but I can't stop laughing.

"Roger Goodell can not put a sentence together to save his own life," says the source. "He's awful."

Every 15th pitch has to be thrown at the batter's dick. Might not make it slower, but it'd be a lot more fun to watch.

Nightmares. +1

Agreed. No props, nothing vulgar, etc. But celebrations make it so much better. Welp. Such is the NFL.

Well, outside of being the "never satisfied eagles fan", you have a point. If this is "worse" than running backwards into the endzone and actively taunting the team you're playing (which, for the record, I found to be hilarious), then something is wrong. Just allow the goddamn TD celebrations.

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Michigan

Man, he clutches his back immediately. Back pain is the absolute worst. I had back spasms from a soccer injury for over a month earlier this summer and it is not fun.

Yikes. Looks like he hurt his back. Fitting though, because LTU played spinelessly.

I believe this was their backup center (not that it is an excuse). I think their starting center was taken off with a leg injury of some sort.

The Jim Ross call on that Vine was fantastic, but I particularly enjoyed this one that he just made:

I never said OSU was good, simply that they're a step above (with MSU) the rest of the very weak B1G. Got it?

Big 10 Football for everyone outside of MSU and OSU** But yes.