Jeter: "There's going to be a full moon tonight."

It was Benjy Bronk from the Howard Stern Show.

Kraft Singles are not cheese, you monster!

Now I want a grilled cheese. Next article should focus on type(s) of cheese(s)/cheese blends.

Mother of God, that poop story.

Ash called it a blessing in disguise, however, stating that he's "just happy to be able to minimize the risk of health issues as well as being able to forget the last 3 seasons of Texas football".

No I was talking about the South. That's racist. That part of the country.

That's racist bro.

Well backs (running, defensive, etc.) have a lot of pent up aggression due to the physical nature of their upbringing on the football field.

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No way dude, I am an approved World Spokesman.

Hi MarcusTruth,

You will immediately notice that A-B is not actually doing anything, or even threatening to do anything, or even hinting at the possibility of considering maybe doing anything.

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Good for him! That's 2 and 2/3 White Supremacist groups!

Chill out, Magary.

Only a matter of time before he starts filming their plays.

"Actually, Henderson was let go because Erin is a girl's name."

I hear they're still sending out letters for the QB position.

That invisible player has a name, Samer.