Looks like that pesky brain aneurysm is acting up again.

An omelette and a protein shake. Next question.

And that's just it, they're only still trials. And I went for a run this morning, so ha!

Nah, we just call that being a cynical asshole :)

I wrote my Master's thesis on sports such as boxing, football, and hockey potentially leading to neurodegenerative conditions later in life...all it takes is one or two hits to the head and it could set you down that path. Scary stuff. That's why I choose to remain a lazy, fat piece of shit.

Probably want to post this as a separate comment too so Greg/other writers can see it and recommend it

It's scary. When a person who has been through numerous warzones/conflict areas reflects on the United States being the place that stands out in a negative light...that's when you know how truly fucked up things have become. Do you think we are going to see federal intervention on this anytime soon? I see you tweeting…

p.s. Greg, have you seen this? It wouldn't embed correctly so just linking it.

Strange name, that "Gofuh Kyorself".

I took the easy way out, and I'm goddamned proud of it.

It's never not funny :)

Why the boos? This was the best on-field performance of the season at Wrigley.

You see hair like that and you wonder if there's a Fiero parked nearby.

Fuck that guy. And tack on an additional charge for breaking a pinky-promise. That shit is legally binding.

Could he be on to something? Let me explain...if you rearrange the letters in "Ryan Leaf", you end up with "Aryan Elf". Aryan, by definition (according to the scientific and linguistic journal of wikipedia) is "A member of an (alleged) master race comprised of non-Jewish Caucasians". As we all know, the Browns' mascot…

"Es enorme!"

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Are you confused, Urban?

That's the best throw he's had all night.

Simmer down, Urban.