Why is Gronk photobombing them?

Tiger later apologized, explaining that his putt on the previous green simply "got away" from him.

Honest question: If Manziel gets the starting gig, does Gruden survive the ejaculation?

Goddamnit. All the jokes using this quote and mine is the most obscure.

"My past," she told the room, "is littered with the bones of men who were foolish enough to think I was someone they could sleep on."

I don't know if you're being serious or not, but for your (and the world's) sake, I hope not.

"...and we're going to get black people in here"

So they're the best?

AMERICA IS NOT FOR BLUE FOODS

I assume you drink 8 cups of urine a day if you like Granny Smith Apples

Blueberries at 10 is a fucking disgrace. BLUEBERRIES ARE A TOP 5 FRUIT.

Mistake #1: NASCAR doesn't have this many fans.

#NotAllMouthbreathers

By posting this article, you're going to give FS1 the most views on anything they've ever done.

"Don't draft this guy."

I am confident that Ms. Kerr will see my side in this matter. Jeans are good for multiple wears between washes unless in the case of a) something other than water spilling on them b) peeing/ejaculating/shitting in one's pants c) having intense jungle butt/swamp ass.

Nobody wears jeans once and then washes them! NOBODY!

Haha yeah not asking for it to be legal advice don't worry. Just had no idea of the details...I had an idea that manslaughter was generally "unintentional" whilst murder was intentional, but wanted a more in depth explanation. I truly wonder what will happen to Stewart in this case. Your posts are very informative.…

...bending over in exasperation, as if to say, "Holy shit, did that really just happen?"

Can someone with more knowledge of criminal law than myself explain the potential penalties for criminal negligence? Also, and this might be (probably is) a stupid question, but what exactly is the difference between manslaughter and murder?