But those aren't Polish-sounding!

The Blue Anals

Dog Fister > Everything.

THIS.

Are you not??

6th grade me is proud of the man I've become.

Felicja Atio

And her sister Beatta Koch

Anita Koch

His favorite pornstar is Ivonna Humpalot

DAIGOLAZO

Serious/potentially dumb questions: Why was this played at a college arena/are stanchions closer in FIBA arenas?

I LOVE YOU, BED. HOLD ME CLOSE.

Be warned, the image is gruesome.

I'M NEVER DOING ANY SORT OF PHYSICAL ACTIVITY EVER AGAIN

Each one of them made sure to take plenty of shots at various haters in their lyrics, which subsequently clanged off the rim, led to a fast break, and an easy basket for the other team.

Joba The Hutt

"Meesa thinkin Mike Trout shoulda won da MVP"

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That's phantastic news. His phlatulence probably made phor a very phunny moment.