I believe it's "phlexor pronator", "phuck", and "Cliph"

:( but +1

Haaa. Clever

True, I guess that's possible. And I didn't know a guy did it back in the 80's. My bad!

I don't know of a rule (surely there is one, or matters such as a physical or some paperwork and whatnot), but he learned of the trade after 4:00pm, was pulled off the field, has to clean out his locker, take care of whatever he needs to with the Tigers, take a 1 hour flight to Cleveland to meet the Rays and take care…

Troll on, troll. Troll on.

It's not at all possible.

Wait, why? Price can be had for less (albeit slightly) than Max, and he's willing to sign an extension (reportedly).

Uhhh, you clearly did not get the joke.

Gotcha. Okay yeah I wasn't sure, just going off of hearsay which is quite unreliable. Thanks!

It might be, I can't say it is in or out of context, as I was unable to listen to the press conference at work.

Also, I wonder why Goodell hasn't said a word about this? I mean he has to say something, right?

Saw this on Twitter. Not sure of its authenticity/context though.

To be fair, the Sea-Doo makes for a more intelligent conversation.

Football Players: [have sex with underage girl]

This is a refreshing change of pace from Dwyane Wade's "WH3R3 4R3 MY KN335" shirt.

A stapled shart?

Hey man, every time I drink Coconut water before bed after a night out of partying like I'm still 21, I wake up feeling like a million bucks the next day. Maybe it's just the placebo effect, but I don't care as long as I don't feel like the devil's asshole.

It's weird because guys like Nathan and Soria were very solid before coming here. And, well...now look at it. I'm sure Soria will right the ship after a game or two, but this was brutal. Solid win for the Sox, still hate you though :)

Goddamn dude. The Detroit bullpen is where pitchers go to die :(