Sidenote: That Detroit Stars jersey he is wearing is beautiful.

"Christmas in July" at CoPa today, which probably pissed Jack White off even more.

No no no, you misunderstood. He'd serve him if he had to, but in general he just wouldn't let him into his bar.

Haha oh my God. +1

MSNBC just gave the female anchor a job.

Finally, a SARs I can get behind!

Mixon is said to be facing the maximum suspension possible for violence against a woman, or 2 games.

Since when does Darren Rovell run @TomahawkNation?

Actually it should be "your". Brush up on your grammar, champ. Also, I wasn't being serious, but rather deflecting the initial criticism with that joke. Boy, you sure have some work to do.

+1. This was the best story I've read all week. And I read the 4th Harry Potter.

Rolling Rock is dreadful, yet so many of my friends in college would drink it regularly. There are cheaper options that taste just as shitty.

At least Minnesota now has something other than birds who will be consistently crashing the glass.

Haaa just kidding. I enjoy making things awkward, don't mind me.

You monster.

Is that place Cincinnati?

Forget it. My joke sucked, so here's this:

OK I just gotta ask my mom first.

Does this mean we're married ?

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