They all lost before the season started.

Usually fat and loud. Trying to make up for their unattractiveness with a misguided attempt at being "fun".

Says the guy who laughs at Clint Trickett's elementary women jokez.

I have a great sense of humor. Sorry I don't find middle-school misogyny funny. It takes more than telling women to "stick2cooking" to make me laugh (you know, because I am an adult and not a plebe).

Clever. +1

This is the most progressive statement to ever come out of West Virginia.

OK Clint, no need to make a burner account.

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This is the worst horse-related scandal to hit the UK since...uh...nevermind.

You sound like you need a hug.

More like Kliff Blingsbury amirite

Where does Turducken fall?

Haha I was being sarcastic, but I wouldn't be surprised if it turned out to be a real thing (and I say this as a diehard Lions fan).

Agreed, and also the Lions' "Unfortunate Fan" jersey.

Wut.

Hey let's make out. I'm a dude though.

But him having criminals on his football team is okay?

This would be the most Cubs thing ever, but he made the catch.

So THAT'S what Joey Harrington is doing now...

Until the Bills get some results on the field, they're going to be...living on a prayer.