When I heard about the Sounders making someone's dream come true by signing him, I assumed we were speaking about Freddy Adu.

Yeah...fans would have rioted when they realize the ballgirl is better in the field than their team.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(bs)

I commend your efforts in this thread.

Haha holy shit.

Yeah I definitely see where you're coming free. I am in favor of them getting "paid" but there are so many intricacies and lines that need to crossed that it becomes such a pain in the ass for all parties involved. One thing we can surely agree on though...the NCAA is a pile of shit lol

Is @KegsnEggs a Rob Ryan bio-blog?

Well I'm not sure where you're getting these facts, but many athletes come from areas/lives where they cannot afford tuition. A good chunk (not all) of the "normal" students at these schools may be able to afford it, or have scholarships to make it affordable for them, AND have the ability to have a job which allows…

This needs more love.

+1 AARP Membership

Him, or Jason CrackAddictedDude

Good for the Lakers, as they've needed another boozer since Lamar Odom left.

You didn't have proof prior to this video?

This is the happiest news story of the day.

Black Twitter is going to have a field day.

Those are the two sole requirements.

ESPYs open thread so we can talk about how much it sucks, plz.

Haha goodness. I don't think we'll ever see eye-to-eye here so I'm not even going to begin an argument. However, if this is your issue then you must have a difficult time watching any and all sporting events. If such is true, I suggest you let us sports fans enjoy our hobby and you enjoy yours without attempting to…

I am sure I speak for many, many people when I say I have a hard time connecting people's social ambitions to NBA lottery odds. Perhaps you're taking this too seriously.

Your take should read: "CAUTION: EXTREME HEAT. WEAR PROTECTIVE GEAR."