Can we take a moment and laugh at Houston, who just rushed to trade Jeremy Lin for no reason? Also can we appreciate next season's Lakers team, which will feature all of Lin, Kobe, and His Royal Swagness Nick Young?

That's how easy it is to change a narrative. Stay off the television, pose for a tasteful photograph, write a letter, and play to the fancy of a few influential people who like the idea of the Midwest a whole lot more than they like the reality of it, and you go from selfish to TEBOW in no time.

And that was just to keep Drake out.

He'll probably have to get some milk and bread later this week, so I'd say...Sunday?

Good joke, Black Doug

Oh fuck, with hot lines like these from the lax community, Jay-Z is in serious trouble.

Similarly to his career, Mo averaged 1.3 points for every 7.2 sentences in this piece.

Oh man, I've been followed and hate-commented across multiple posts by a tween with a burner account? Shaking in my boots!

Please don't have kids.

This is really going to fuck up someone's hockey meme.

Ramires should have started the match. Can't play so openly against Germany. It's why the U.S. played so tightly. If they tried to open up, USMNT would have lost just as badly in my opinion. Anyways, this result is awesome :)

KLOSE! All-time leader in World Cup scoring! 2-0 wow.

I have an intense dislike for Marcelo and I don't know why. Fuck that guy.

She suffered a fractured L3 vertebrae.

I think people making the "change the mascot to a potato" joke should be arrested. That joke has already been mashed.

The pigeons won?

Don't worry birds, you won't get hit. After all, it's the Rays.

This is in Idaho. I don't think you have to worry about a trend starting.

PJ, I'd stay off internet comment threads if I were you.

He was a few years ago in Philly I think? But now he plays somewhere else because he was not good enough