That's all I've got.

3 Lions? More like 3 Jim Crows, amirite?

"The dream of one team, the heartbeat of millions...of white folk"

Usually we just call that "teenager", but okay sure

He may be a loser, but because of him, we're all winners here.

Haha kidding. Thanks for the help my friend

The Dwyane joke really killed it for me.

Thank ya sir!

I should probably know this and I know it will sound stupid, but...what exactly is DUAN? I mean, outside of posting quite good music, that is.

Barber: "What'll it be today?"

Funny how that's the theme tonight in New York. Similar to how the Mets have been robbed of their dignity, 50 Cent got robbed of his too at Citi Field.

Truth be told there are a to of ski slopes in metro-Detroit. They were going to hold the X-Games here (Olympics are semi-unrealistic at this point, but X-Games would have been amazing in the city), but then it got passed over in favor of Austin.

I'm not making a joke here. Probably by far Detroit's best opportunity to host the games. Plus, IOC corruption? Corruption is our middle name here in the Motor City! Come on over, IOC. We could use some shiny new stadiums which will decay into blight (again, nothing new). The temporary boost to the economy would…

Detroit 2022

Putin: "Donetsk me questions about Ukraine!"

From the looks of things, he could pass as their mascot too.

Wow. I'm really sorry guys. I should have known there would be so many horrible Rob Ford jokes in this comment section. I am disappointed in myself.

What's Rob Ford doing coaching Rotherham?

Irsay's defense was centered around the idea of "C'mon man...I live in fucking Indiana..."

Had to be done. +1