Aaron Hernandez: "Sometimes in life, you just gotta take your best shot"

Fortunately for her, she will be reincarnated as the beef in a Taco Bell "Taco 12 Pack".

Kids will do anything to get high these days.

US Airways is now suing Knoblauch for copyright infringement on their ad campaign.

"Coming up next, MLB Insider ________ (Insert Name Here) gives his take on Puig's spectacular catch and what it means for the Dodgers' season, LIVE on an all-new Sportscenter, starting NOW" *Doo doo doo doo, DA-DA-DA DA-DA-DA*

Which isn't a bad thing. Fresher legs and, at worst, getting exposure and experience against 3 quite tough teams. Building on this squad in the future/for the future may pay off.

Who's got the bigger titties?

Too much change. Usually he does it with 20 seconds.

Is there a "none of the above" option?

Nor am I, but honestly I think they could take like 1 of 10 or 15 guys and it'd be a better pick than Bennett.

While Cleveland did fuck up so badly with Bennett, I don't think they fuck this one up. Hell, it's hard to fuck it up by picking one of Embiid, Parker, or Wiggins. I'm pissed because this draft is a great one (seemingly). I'd rather get a solid player from this year and lose next year's (likely later in the first…

fantastic. +1

Wat. Please tell me a draft in recent memory that looks as stacked as this one. Obviously we won't know how this draft class turns out until a year or two from now, but this class has the most hype and potential in recent memory, and you'd be a fool to not admit that.

She didn't get a chance to showcase her best pitch, the vicious "Hairball".

T-Rex: "Pussy"

Haha it's not rigged dude. It sucks though.

"Deserve it" lmao good one. Smith won't stay here for his contract, guaranteed. Jennings, I don't have to like, but I can live with.

Confident I speak for every Pistons fan when I say...

This makes sense. No wonder powerhouse markets like Memphis, San Antonio, Charlotte, Atlanta, Toronto, and Portland made the playoffs.

Dude...you have two top 10 picks in the deepest draft since 2003. Don't even complain.